This is dancin' Homer.


Weigh in is Monday, July 22nd, 2002 at 10 AM. I will bring in a digital scale that we will use. Periodic weigh ins will be once a week, on Mondays at 10 AM. Final weigh in is August 26th - for a total of 5 weeks.
Here are the ground rules. Frank Joanlanne will be our independent auditor (the rumors of his involvement with Anderson are greatly exagerated).
  1. The winner will be based on percentage of starting body weight. For example, if you weigh in at 200 lbs and lose 10 lbs., you lost 5% of your body weight.
  2. Bet is for $100. If for some reason your wife won't let you spend $100, you can be in for $50 and if you win, you'll win half the pot. 2nd place will take the other half.
  3. Weigh ins will be held fully clothed, without shoes, and without watches.
  4. There is no use of the scale during unscheduled weigh ins - such use will result in disqualification.
  5. There will be urine, hair, and blood samples collected at the beginning of the contest to discourage use of drugs of any sort.
  6. Fully clothed means no leopard thongs, Diaz.


Enter the fat.